P-the_girl.jpg
Be The Girl Of Your Own Dreams
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L-less_booze_grad.jpg
Less Booze and No Money
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S-why_far_away (3).jpg
Why Do You Live So Damn Far Away?
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P-parking.jpg
Validated Parking
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BORN01 Hey New Mom.jpg
Hey new mom
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P-anxiety.jpg
Super Chill Chicks
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S-falls_apart.jpg
Sometimes Everything Falls Apart
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B-cool_shit.jpg
Do Cool Shit Now
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W-before_children.jpg
That Feeling You Had Before Children
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W-live_laugh_love.jpg
Live Laugh Love
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B-birthday_advice.jpg
Birthday Advice More Smoothies Less Drugs
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L-get_loose.jpg
Let's Get Loose
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W-thanks_for_being_my.jpg
Thanks For Being My... Friend
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W-drunk.jpg
I'm Drunk in Love
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S-newlyweds.jpg
You Are Now Part of the Elite Squad Known as the Newlyweds
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P-maui.jpg
Move to Maui
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B-greatful_af.jpg
Grateful AF
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L-detox.jpg
Birthday Plans Detox Then Retox
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P-no_filter.jpg
No filter. Just friendship
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P-two_things.jpg
2 Things I Know for Sure
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P-gorgeously.jpg
Gorgeously Human
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P-inspire.jpg
You Inspire Me
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P-no_one.jpg
No one can fuck with you
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P-self_care.jpg
Self Care
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P-happy.jpg
Go Make You Happy
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P-bad_ass_female.jpg
You are one bad ass female card by Paper Epiphanies
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L-young_AF.jpg
You're still young AF.
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BORN02 Different than you Thought.jpg
It's different than you thought
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B-risk_taker.jpg
Risk Taker. Rule Breaker. History Maker. Happy Birthday!
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W-younger_celebrity.jpg
That feeling when you find out a super accomplished celebrity is way younger than you. Happy Birthday!
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BORN04 Stockholm Syndrome.jpg
Parenting Grows on you...
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P-thanks_for_loving_me.jpg
Thanks for loving me even though my family is fucking crazy.
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BORN07 Milk Middle School.jpg
Milk Middle School
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BORN14 Sisterhood of Mom Life.jpg
Sisterhood of Mom Life
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S-hide_body.jpg
To the person who would help me hide the body. Happy Birthday!
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BORN15 Multidimensional Woman.jpg
And then you had a baby...
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BORN08 Hardest Things are the Best Things.jpg
Hardest things are the best...
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BORN09 It's Okay to Cry.jpg
It's Okay to Cry
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BORN10 You Smell.jpg
You Smell
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BORN11 You Are Not Alone.jpg
You are not alone
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BORN12 Mutually Exclusive.jpg
Motherhood and saying fuck
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BORN13 Seeing Boobs.jpg
Becoming a Mom, Also a fun game...
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P-tits_out.jpg
Let's take those TITS out on the town! Happy Birthday!
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BORN05 Said a Liar.jpg
Said a Liar
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W-slayed.jpg
Gurl, You SLAYED this year. Happy Birthday!
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BORN03 That Feeling When.jpg
That feeling when...
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P-reality_show.jpg
We need our own Reality Show.
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BORN06 All the fucking emotions.jpg
All the emotions
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W-in_love_with_you.jpg
I'm certainly not tender. I'm rarely vulnerable...
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S-polaroid.jpg
DON'T shake it like a Polaroid picture. Congrats on the baby!
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P-hide_purchses.jpg
Birthday: Hide purchases
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P-born_boss.jpg
BORN to be BOSS
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S-bumbed_for_you.jpg
So BUMPed for you!
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S-grief_thing.jpg
Curse. Laugh. Get Piss Ass Drunk. There's no right way to do this grief thing.
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W-never_grow_up.jpg
Let's NEVER grow up. Happy Birthday!
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G-hbd_main_man.jpg
Happy Birthday Lover Rant. To my main man. My friend. My lovva..
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P-breast_wishes.jpg
Sending you breast wishes!
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S-swagger.jpg
Swagger Never Ages.
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S-best_pop.jpg
Good pop. Bad pop. BEST POP!
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P-mom_less_crazy.jpg
You're like a mom to me! Only, less crazy.
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W-mom_minivan.jpg
Mom, thank you for never driving a mini van.
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B-shuffling_bathrobe.jpg
Dad, If it wasn't for you, I would probably be shuffling down the street in my bathrobe.
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IMG_7249.jpg
Dad, you're made of Magic! And cologne.
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GN-happy_mothers_day.jpg
Mother's Day Rant, My Momma, My Madre, My friend...
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IMG_7256.jpg
Mom, you can stop signing your text messages. I know it's you.
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IMG_7231.jpg
Thanks for teaching me to kick ass and take names.
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P-from_my_momma.jpg
Damn straight I get it from my Momma!
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G-beverages_mothers_day.jpg
May your Mother's Day be filled with adult beverages.
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IMG_7230.jpg
Happy Mother's Day to one fine lookin' lady!
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IMG_7257.jpg
Classic Rock & Cocktails! Dad, thanks for showing me the important things in life.
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P-stepmom_fabulous.jpg
You're a pretty fabulous stepmom! But I still don't know how you sleep with my dad.
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IMG_7238.jpg
Happy Father's Day to my Silver Fox!
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B-never_made_me_camp.jpg
I'm so glad you never made me camp. Happy Father's Day!
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W-its_complicated.jpg
It's complicated. But awesome.
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Cards-8.jpg
Thanks for being mine and letting me spend stupid amounts of money on fancy coffee.
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1-7.jpg
I'm so glad we finally slept together.
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P-banging_you.jpg
I like banging you.
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W-birthdays_friends.jpg
Birthdays: The nights that are hard to remember with the friends that are hard to forget.
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cards_1.jpg
I Love that we Love each other in that NON-Lovey way.
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1-6 (1).jpg
I still love you even though we pee in front of each other.
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W-good_time.jpg
They didn't put us here for a long time. They put us here for a good time. Happy Birthday!
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L-see_us_alone.jpg
If people could see us alone they would be fucking terrified.
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1-3.jpg
I appreciate you! Even more than spanx.
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S-chubby copy 3.jpg
Loving you has made me chubby.
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1-9.jpg
You're the only person that doesn't bore the shit out of me.
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FOIL-S-power_couple.jpg
One hell of Power couple. Holographic Foil
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L-takeout_and_foreplay.jpg
Takeout AND Foreplay? Damn, I love you.
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S-stop_smothering_me.jpg
I love you! But please stop smothering me in my sleep.
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W-letting_me_stay.jpg
Thanks for letting me stay...for way too long.
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P-smokeshow copy 3.jpg
Smokeshow - Brush Lettering
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1-2-2.jpg
Cheesecake is my boyfriend.
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FOIL-old_or_young.jpg
Old or young, people still wish they were us. Holographic Foil
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P-go_cray.jpg
It's your day. GO CRAY!
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W-thelma_louise.jpg
You're my best friend. I mean like Thelma & Louise shit.
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P-girls_just_wanna_have_fun.jpg
Whoever said "girls just wanna have fun" never had children.
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FOIL-P-wild_woman.jpg
Happy Birthday to my favorite Wild Woman! Holographic Foil
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W-older_you_get.jpg
The older you get, the less fucks you have to give.
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IMG_7254.jpg
Ain't no baby, like a fur baby!
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IMG_7233.jpg
May they always play your jam. Happy Birthday!
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IMG_7236.jpg
I can't promise sanity, just love. Be my bridesmaid?
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G-stepmom_age.jpg
Being the same age as your stepmom is cool. sort of.
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IMG_7250.jpg
Congrats on your marathon! Today, I ate a donut.
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1-4 (1).jpg
You know those time when you're too upset to eat? Yeah me neither.
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IMG_7258.jpg
Hang in there. You are a fucking Fighter.
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S-talk_shit_about_someone.jpg
There's nothing I can say to make it better. So let's just talk shit about someone instead.
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B-lovely_bullshit copy 3.jpg
This is some lovely bullshit.
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P-soul_sisters.jpg
Because we're mother fucking Soul Sisters. That's Why.
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G-birthday_booze.jpg
Birthday shoes. Birthday booze.
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L-consider_this_your_bj.jpg
Happy Birthday! Consider this your BJ.
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B-coolest_shit.jpg
You do the coolest shit!
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L-tomorrow_gonna_hurt.jpg
Tomorrow's gonna hurt. Happy Birthday!
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P-bra_off.jpg
I'd give anything to take off my bra right now.
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S-sorry_about_the_sushi.jpg
Congrats on the baby. Sorry about the sushi.
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G-still_alive.jpg
I can't believe you're still alive. Happy Birthday!
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P-bimbo copy 2.jpg
Bimbo - Brush lettering
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B-stoked.jpg
So fucking stoked for you!
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P-tiaras.jpg
Bitches Love Tiaras. Happy Birthday!
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G-prick.jpg
He was a prick.
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P-treat_yo_self.jpg
Treat Yo Self! Okay that's enough.
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L-damn_sexy.jpg
Damn Sexy - brush lettering
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GN-i_fucking_love_you.jpg
Happy Birthday to my bestie. My Ride or Die...
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L-i_throw_things.jpg
I'm sorry I throw things.
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B-skype.jpg
Skype doesn't cut it. I fucking miss you.
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S-starfucker.jpg
Starfucker
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B-badass.jpg
Being a BADASS is exhausting!
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B-glitter_and_cleavage.jpg
Glitter AND Cleavage. It must be your birthday!
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G-husband.jpg
Husband? More like has been.
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B-bucket_list.jpg
Kick the shit out of that bucket list. Happy Birthday!
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B-oy_vey.jpg
Oy fucking vey!
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G-thats_shitty.jpg
Damn, that's shitty.
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G-lucky_sperm.jpg
Lucky Sperm Club
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B-brows.jpg
It's not you...It's your BROWS.
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P-six_days.jpg
Hasn't it been your birthday for like 6 fucking days?
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G-congrats_forever copy.jpg
Congrats! Forever is a long fucking time.
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L-fuck.jpg
Fuck - brush lettering
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G-open_bar.jpg
To have & to hold and to an open bar.
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G-thanks.jpg
Thanks! For putting up with our shit.
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P-sock_bun.jpg
He hates your sock bun.
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G-i_drink.jpg
I drink old man drinks.
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G-fucking_peep.jpg
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray you don't say a fucking peep.
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S-not_survive.jpg
I would not survive Holiday gatherings without you!
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G-ride_you.jpg
Oh what fun it is to ride...YOU.
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S-credit-card.jpg
Credit card debt comin' in hot. Happy Holidays!
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S-holidays_whiskey.jpg
May your Holidays sparkle with the spirit of whiskey
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G-related_somehow.jpg
I think we're related somehow. Merry Christmas!
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S-best_husband.jpg
Merry Christmas to the best husband...
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GN-xanax.jpg
All I want for Christmas is you and xanax.
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S-happy_hanukkah.jpg
Happy Hanukkah! I hope you enjoy your exotic beach vacation...
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G-colored_christmas_lights.jpg
Colored Christmas Lights? You're dead to me.
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S-team_real_tree.jpg
Team Real Tree.
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S-merry_26.jpg
Merry December 26th
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S-coal.jpg
Coal is the new black.
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GN-deck_the_halls.jpg
Deck the Halls with family meltdowns.
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S-happy_hanukkah.jpg
Token, politically correct one-liner. Happy Hanukkah!
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GN-tis_the_season.jpg
'Tis the Season not to be a twat.
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GN-naughty.jpg
Naughty? Santa thinks you're an asshole.
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GN-holiday_cards.jpg
Holiday Multiple Pack
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G-sorry_santa.jpg
Sorry Santa, there's street cleaning on my roof tonight.
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B-lunatic.jpg
You're a Lunatic
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S-8_nights_hanukkah.jpg
8 Freakin' Nights
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Bossest Bitch I Know Birthday Card.jpg
Bossest Bitch
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PG-13 Movie Parents
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S-moms.jpg
Moms Keeping Santa Alive
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W-older_i_get.jpg
The Older I Get The More I Like You
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S-flicking_off.jpg
Nothing Says Christmas Like Flicking Off Strangers
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